Entro in un negozio di dischi come un altro in una scialba giornata come un'altra, perfettamente convinto che il mio sovrano gusto estetico e il mio finissimo spirito critico non potranno essere mai intaccati da qualsivoglia individuo/essere inanimato che mi si presenti davanti. I parametri di giudizio che sorreggono (pomposa)mente le mie inclinazioni musicali sono di granito, penso mentre guardo il nuovo disco dei Coldplay. E in un attimo mi illumina il cerebro un'immagine agghiacciante: Coldplay, gruppetto snob e fintissimo, ruffiano fino al nauseabondo, inverosimilmente vuoto e populista. Suona quello che la "gente" vuole ascoltare, avida di melodie strappa(maroni)lacrime e di giri di sol. Una delle peggiori cose che l'Inghilterra ha prodotto, musicalmente parlando, dai tristi tempi della Sporty Spice e dei Prendi Quello.

Ma magicamente una forza maggiore, in evidente stato di trans ipnotica, mi spinge a tendere la pargoletta mano verso quell'orrendo arnese. Torno a casa, e con un sorriso beota e un rivolo di bava sul mento metto il cd nel lettore e lo stupore è grande. Grandissimo. E' come se il cielo diventasse verde, si spegnessero le stelle, la Juventus diventasse più forte del Milan, Gigi d'Alessio cantasse al Glastonbury dell'anno prossimo. Il mondo al contrario. Quello che sento mi piace, i Coldplay mi piacciono. Anzi, mi piace questo gruppo che non ha niente da spartire con quella taroccata di pessimo gusto che vendevano (anche male) come il miglior gruppo del millennio (1000 anni).

Tra i dieci pezzi dell'album (con tre tracce nascoste) la qualità è sostenuta: niente di eccezionalmente imprescindibile, ma tutto assolutamente valido. C'è "Violet Hill" che mette un po di cazzo di rock in quei moscissimi accordi da sviolinate omosessuali, accompagnato da una voce che finalmente si libera da quella insopportabile e zuccherina mielosità. Sembra uscito dalla penna di un Natale Gallagher. C'è "42" (Quarantadue) che mostra come i Radiohead sostituiscano nelle influenze gli impostati U2: apertura al piano - riff di chitarre elettriche - variazione di beatlesiana memoria - ritorno circolare all'inizio. C'è "Yes" che presenta addirittura ascendenze (medio)orientali di squisita ricercatezza. C'è "Lost" che è una canzone di merda ma smembrata nelle sue singole unità e ricomposta con stile e originalità. C'è insomma un minimo di coraggio, di arditezza sperimentale, di positiva innovazione. Un album che mostra lo scroto (per dirla scientificamente), che innalza di una tacca il livello, che permette di chiamare "musica" quello che prima l'amico Chris e compagni avevano solo strimpellato e rantolato (vomito)samente.

Magari è una porta verso un'evoluzione brillante e inarrestabile. Magari è solo un sussulto di orgoglio di chi sguazza in un mare di pochezza e fumante banalità. Ma è già qualcosa, ed è nostro perentorio dovere riconoscerlo e apprezzarlo. Da domani forse torneranno a scrivere sottofondi per limonate durissime in macchina, ma questa volta hanno sfornato un disco fottutamente convincente.

Elenco tracce testi samples e video

01   Life in Technicolor (02:31)

Instrumental

02   Cemeteries of London (03:20)

At night they would go walking ‘till the breaking of the day,
The morning is for sleeping…
Through the dark streets they go searching to see God in their own way,
Save the nighttime for your weeping…
Your weeping…

Singing la lalalalala la lé…
And the night over London, hey…

So we rode down to the river where the toiling ghosts spring,
For their curses to be broken…
We’d go underneath the arches where the witches are in the saying,
There are ghost towns in the ocean…
The ocean…
Singing la lalalalala la lé…
And the night over London, ey…

God is in the houses and God is in my head… and all the cemeteries in London…
I see God come in my garden, but I don’t know what he said,
For my heart it wasn’t open….
Not open…

Singing la lalalalala la lé…
And the night over London, ey…

Singing la lalalalala la lé…
There’s no light over London today…

03   Lost! (03:54)

04   42 (03:57)

Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head
And since I fell for that spell
I am living there as well, oh

Time is so short
And I'm sure
There must be something more

Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head, oh
And since I fell for that spell
I am living there as well

Time is so short
And I'm sure
There must be something more

You thought you might be a ghost
You thought you might be a ghost
You didn't get to heaven but you made it close
You didn't get to heaven but you made it close

You thought you might be a ghost
You thought you might be a ghost
You didn't get to heaven but you made it close
You didn't get to heaven but you, oh, oh

Those who are dead are not dead
They're just living in my head

05   Lovers in Japan / Reign of Love (06:50)

06   Yes / Chinese Sleep Chant (07:06)

When it started, we had high hopes
Now my back's on the line, my back's on the ropes
When it started, we were alright
But night makes a fool of us in the daylight

There we were dying of frustration
Singing, "Lord lead me not into temptation"
But it's not easy when she turns you on
Sin, stay gone

If you'd only, if you'd only say yes
Whether you will's anybody's guess
God, only God knows I'm trying my best
But I'm just so tired of this loneliness

So, up they picked me by the big toe
I was held from the rooftop, then they let go
Dizzily screaming, "Let the windows down"
As I crawl to the ground

If you'd only, if you'd only say yes
Whether you will's anybody's guess
God, only God knows she won't let me rest
But I'm just so tired of this loneliness
I've become so tired of this loneliness

07   Viva la Vida (04:04)

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become

Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world

08   Violet Hill (03:49)

Was a long and dark December
From the rooftops I remember
There was snow
White snow

Clearly I remember
From the windows they were watching
While we froze
Down below

When the future's architectures
By a carnival of idiots on show
You'd better lie low

If you love me
Won't you let me know?

Was a long and dark December
When the banks became cathedrals
And the fog
Became God

Priests clutched onto bibles
Hollowed out to fit their rifles
And the cross was held aloft

Bury me in armor
When I'm dead and hit the ground
A love back home unfolds

If you love me
Won't you let me know?

I don't want to be a soldier
Who the captain of some sinking ship
Would stow, far below

So if you love me
Why did you let me go?

I took my love down to Violet Hill
There we sat in snow
All that time she was silent still

So if you love me
Won't you let me know?

If you love me,
Won't you let me know?

09   Strawberry Swing (04:09)

They were sitting
They were sitting
In the strawberry swing
Every moment was so precious

They were sitting
They were talking
In the strawberry swing
Everybody was for fighting
Wouldn't wanna waste a thing

Cold, cold water
Bring me round
Now my feet
Won't touch the ground
Cold, cold water
What ya say?
It's such
It's such a perfect day
It's such a perfect day

I remember
We were walking up
To strawberry swing
I can't wait 'til the morning
Wouldn't wanna change a thing

People leaving all the time
Inside
A perfectly straight line
Don't you wanna curve away
It's such
It's such a perfect day
It's such a perfect day

Now the sky could be blue
I don't mind
Without you
It's a waste of time

Could be blue
I don't mind
Without you
It's a waste of time

Could be blue
Could be grey
Without you
I'm just miles away

Could be blue
I don't mind
Without you
It's a waste of time

10   Death and All His Friends / The Escapist (06:18)

All winter
We got carried
Or way over on the rooftops just get merry
All summer we just hurry
So come over just be patient and don't worry
So come over just be patient and don't worry

So come over just be patient and don't worry
So come over just be patient and don't worry

So come over just be patient and don't worry

And don't worry…

Try
Try
Try

No I don't want to battle from the year to end
I don't want to cycle and recycle revenge
I don't want to follow death and all of his friends...

11   Lost? (03:39)

12   Lovers in Japan (acoustic version) (03:43)

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Altre recensioni

Di  Chopinsky

 I Coldplay sono cambiati, gente, ma non tradiscono la loro natura e continuano a perpetrare la loro poetica con la solita, disarmante onestà.

 'Viva la vida or Death and all his friends' non è il 'Kid-A' dei Coldplay, ma va benissimo così.


Di  GrantNicholas

 Non siamo neppure davanti ad un album scarso, sembrerebbe il classico disco di transizione da una dimensione all’altra.

 Martin abbandona l'impostazione iper zuccherosa tipica dei precedenti lavori per un utilizzo più particolare della sua voce.


Di  Doherty

 Una galoppata di 2min abbondanti che rasenta la perfezione strumentale.

 Questo album aprirà un secondo capitolo nella fin qui strabiliante carriera di questa band amata da tutti.


Di  nss_gabriele

 "Che sia un bene oppure no, abbiamo di sicuro cominciato a usare più colori."

 "Un album fresco, luminoso, dinamico, dal respiro universale, che coniuga melodia e ricchezza sonora."


Di  davoz

 Il trattamento elettronico di Eno si rivela palesemente invalidante e incongruo rispetto alla cifra stilistica del quartetto londinese.

 La vocalità trasognata e malinconica del leader cantante è quasi sempre soffocata dalla densità armonica e dalla pesantezza delle basi.