Heavy Petting Zoo
Album - 31 gennaio 1996 - Debaser id 2774

Hobo - I'm hobophobic so what ah ah ah scared of bums
not just because they stink bad not just because they're
crackers from drinking too much lysol let them be just
don't get fuckin near me scared of bums ah ah infested
with microscopic bugs and endocine systematic doo doo
why don't they get a job

Bleurgh!
Bleurgh bleurgh!

There's something wrong with mass consumption,
Why do we want what we don't need,
Alchol burn it clean, asphalt methamphetamine,
will make it seem alright,
It's gonna make it seem alright,
Living in the hunger underground,
Some people say I got a problem with authority,
So what if I do man,
It beats relinquishing control.

Philthy phil philanthropist,
You've taken what you shoulda give away,
Philthy phil you gave to us,
What we can not repay.

There's something grand about being nothing,
There's something lame about being grand,
Alchol squirting gun, no holidays in the sun,
That's me not being you, that's me not being you,
Either part of the solution or the problem,
Can there not be a middle ground for just the anybody,
Replace superman with Joe ordinary.

Philthy Phil Philanderer,
You've taken when you shoulda give away.
Philthy Phil you gave to us,
We cannot repay.

Philthy Phil Philanthropist,
You've taken when you shoulda give away.
Philthy Phil you gave to us,
We cannot repay,
We cannot repay,
Bleurgh!

A Christian, an anarchist slash prostitute, figures out the true meaning of freedom
Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart
Kick back, no tense, you got a bag of grub it cost you about 50 cents
No fear, no fuckin' feats, malt liquor tastes much better on the streets
Crustin, a way of life for heroines and heroes who hitchhike the road to Eden
Not Eden like the garden state, Eden like the state of mind
Kick back, cheap thrills, you'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills you
The bridge you took it out, the ticket takers suddenly lost count
Sleeping under rays, your teeth crumbling away, say goodbye
To all responsibility, you never wanted it man
Wasting time whenever you get the chance
Which happens to be all the time
Kick back, free meals
A couple of times a day you make a couple of shady deals
No work, no fucking pay
Cardboard condominium by the bay
You're between the red and black, you're never goin' back
Say goodbye, to all responsibility
You never wanted it man

He'll have another piece of pie
she'll have a double reuben rye
she works hard at eating well
that's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
her arms are bigger than my legs
and when she holds
me I can't breathe
that's why I love her yeah,
I'm her butter she's my bread
she's like mobile waterbed
and when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
she's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
she's my insulation
I always know where she sat
and when she's on me I get flat
some broken ribs a punctured lung
that's why I love her
She's my phillie, I'm her stud
her bean is bigger than my pud
it's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
that's why I love her

Stop
Have a beer it's on me
Has anyone ever told you
That you look like star
Innocent at the bar
So i drink 'cause it makes me
Happier than bein' alone
My good friend Jhonny Walker
Keeps me warm like a cunt

Seems like everybody's got
Something i have not: a reason not to die
So i say death to mister right 'cause that's not me

I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost
anything I wouldn't swim across the nile cause I could get a
moebic disentary, I would d almost anything for you,
Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it you tell me what you need I'll try not to forget
if you need someone to blame I'll say I said it cause whatever
Didi wants, she's gonna get it I wouldn't climb the highest mountain
could get a blister, but almost anything I wouldn't throw coins
in a fountain It might be needing to make a phone call,I'd call you collect
when ever i could, Cause if there's anything I'll probably get , just tell me
what you need I'll try not forget , if you need someone to blame i'll i said
it, Cuz what ever Didi whats I'll probably get it, You are so beautiful, you
are so beautiful to me, we're gonna try to get it right
I doesn't seem like you're a million miles away, no, but maybe
one or two that doesn't mean, I never loved you me love you
long time, when you're on top of me. I love you as much as anyone could.
Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it you tell me what you need I'll try not to forget
if you need someone to blame I'll say I said it cause whatever
Didi wants, she's gonna get it. Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get. Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it. Whatever didi wants, she's gonna get it. Whatever Didi wants, she's gonna get it!
Pick it up, Pick it up!

Birds sing, theres not a cloud in the sky, august 8th is a beautiful day,
I see, a bunch of hippies crying, yeah august 8th is a beautiful day.

Like waking up from a real bad dream, suddenly everything is ok,
The storm has passed, the sun is shining, yeah august 8th is a beautiful day.
What's going on? What's going on? Is something bummin your scene?
There's something wrong, there's something wrong, im not trying to be mean.

The air is sweet, the summer flowers blooming, nowhere in sight is there anything grey,
Feelings of joy, are filling the street, yeah august 8th is a beautiful day.

Like waking up from a fucked up dream, suddenly everything's looking good,
There's been no permanent damage done, yeah august 8th came right when it should.
What's going on? What's going on? Is something bummin your scene?
There's something wrong, there's something wrong, im not trying to be mean.

Poor Jeff, poor little Timmy Turtle, staying home on such a beautiful day.

He won the race the judges concluded he was the betterman
he'd come from victory a hesitation a one time show or place
his self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his
urges cause they would of drained his strength that battle had been
won with side effects a few he may have dropped the world he could
not let us down dana has gone away I hope she's in a better place
She aced the test a grade above the rest of the class felt the curve
a 93% was not enough to feed her fix she needs that perfect score
the endorphin rush she loved it would opiate her She had denied all
allegations of her loneliness that battle had been won with scars still
under wraps she may have dropped the world she would not let us down
endorphin rush she loved she may have dropped the world