Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls
Album - 17 agosto 2002 - Debaser id 37455

Paranormal chicken geek
Drugged-up superstar fiend
Genderbending galactic freak
Sc-Fi lobotomy

Exorcism, circumcision
Horrifying gruesome scene
Bloodsuckers, a motherfucking
Brain dead neurotic fiend

Sick, get sick of this
You motherfuckers make me
Wanna slit my wrist
Sick, so sick of this
I wanna slit my wrist

A basketcase, stitched-up face
Be all you can be
Chiller, killer, monster thriller
Trigger-happy zombie

Radiation, masturbation
Infect the other human beings
Supersonic, chronic vomit
Barbed wire cock ring

Sick, get sick on this
You motherfuckers make me
Wanna slit my wrist
Sick, so sick of this
I wanna slit my wrist

Murder, murder, yes indeed
K- I- L- L- I- N- G
Murder, murder, yes indeed
K- I- L- L- I- N- G
Murder, murder, yes indeed
K- I- L- L- I- N- G
Murder, murder, yes indeed
K- I- L- L- I- N- G
Murder, murder, yes indeed
K- I- L- L- I- N- G
Murder, murder yes indeed
K- I- L- L- I- N- G

Sick, get sick of this
You motherfuckers make me
Wanna slit my wrist
Sick, so sick of this
I wanna slit my wrist

Old Macdonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-Oh my god
Thou shalt not take any more shit
And I'll split my sister in her motherfucking lip

I'll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air

Twist my, twist my, twist my sister

Jimmy crack corn and I don't give a fuck
I'll take a butcher knife and
Ram it in her fucking gut
I'll do a chicken dance over her dead body
This is gonna hurt you more than me

I'll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air

Twist my, twist my, twist my sister

I'll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air

Twist my, twist my, twist my sister

Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind?
Hey dracula, I heard you suck
Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein

Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface, remove my� face
Hey Tall Man, just take my hand
And lead me to your red planet

Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

You're so dead in, dead in Hollywood
Dead, you're so dead in, dead in Hollywood

D.E.A.D. that's how I wanna be

Well you can knock on Ed Wood
But it won't do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

You're so dead in, dead in Hollywood
Dead, you're so dead in, dead in Hollywood

Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
All the things you said and did to your mom
I knew you were the only one, the only one for me

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight...

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,
So beautifully
Across your stomach it said "help me"
I gotta know will you marry me,
Captain Howdy

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight...

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

Go and call the priest
So he can exorcise me
Be my ghoul tonight...

Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright

When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
And on your stomach it said "help me"
I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy

I'm wretched, I'm infested, rejected and infected
I'm a loser, I'm a winner, a born-again sinner
Cut my throat and watch me bleed, addictive tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
So stand in line motherfuckers don't waste my time

[pre-chorus]
See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave
[chorus]
And people hate me, cause I'm better than you
And people hate me
And that's the motherfucking truth
People hate me and you can all fuck off
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm God

I'm a hooker, I'm your priest
I'm you brand new disease
I'm Satan with distortion, your overdue abortion
And now I'm singing out of key, the God of your T.V.
And all you children will worship me
So give me drugs, your bitches, and your S.T.D's

[pre-chorus]
See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave
[chorus]
And people hate me, cause I'm better than you
And people hate me
And that's the motherfucking truth
People hate me and you can all fuck off
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm God

I'm wicked and addicted, middle-finger double-fisted
I'm neurotic drug-induced and chemically abused
Cut my throat and watch me bleed
Addictive tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
Wipe the snot onto my sleeve
For I'm your new disease

See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise, I'm your God...

I'm homicide on parade, a bloody nose, serenade
I'm a human hand grenade
I'll never rot and never go away

[chorus]
And people hate me, cause I'm better than you
And people hate me
And that's the motherfucking truth
People hate me and you can all fuck off
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm God

Don't know what I'm feeling or what I should say
On how my life changed
The day I stumbled on her grave
Not a necrophilliac, I guess I was bored
I just love to spend my
Time with a fresh embalmed corpse
Of course

She was a teenage zombie
She was a teenage corpse
She was a teenage zombie
Drop dead gorgeous that's for sure

I took her to the movies
And I took her to the park
I took her in the backseat
And that's where she stole my heart
And then I walked her home
From our postmortem date
She took me by the hand
And we danced upon her grave

She was a teenage zombie
She was a teenage corpse
She was a teenage zombie
Drop dead gorgeous that's for sure

She was a teenage zombie
She was a teenage corpse
She was a teenage zombie
Drop dead gorgeous that's for sure

Well I'd rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your bloody guts on my rented tux
and I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
'Til death do us part, I'll tear us apart

Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake right in your face
Let your god take you to a better place

[pre-chorus]
Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
[chorus]
Die, die, die
Die my bride

And all you ever meant to me was absolutely nothing
And with this ring now I thee wed
Don't wanna kiss you bitch
Wanna bash your head

[pre-chorus]
Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
[chorus]
Die, die, die
Die my bride

Well I come from the planet beyond the stars
Looking for some human body parts
I'm gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.

And I'm riding around in my black starship
Looking for some crypts to kick
I'm gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.
[chorus]
And I'm graverobbing U.S.A.
And I'm graverobbing U.S.A.
And I'm digging up the dead today
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.
[announcer]
Necrophilliac creatures of evil
Invade the planet Earth
On a macabre cosmic mission
To dig up the dead

Back in the summer of 76
I would dig up bodies to play with
And my favorite part was the brain
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.

And I wish I may, I wish I might
Find me a cold dead corpse tonight
I'm gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I'm graverobbing U.S.A.
[chorus]

In 1976-6-6 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitch
And I'm sick, sick, motherfucker, sick

In 1976-6-6 I nailed a G.I. Joe to the crucifix
And I'm sick, sick, motherfucker, sick

I don't wanna commit suicide,
I just wanna commit a homicide
Oh yeah, that's what I am

'76 born a son of a bitch
'76 born a son of a bitch
Oh yeah, that's what I am

In 1976-6-6 I had a porno mag inside my crib
And I'm sick, sick, motherfucker, sick

In 1976-6-6 I killed an animals rights activist
Because animals ain't got no rights, that's right

I don't wanna commit suicide,
I just wanna commit a homicide
Oh yeah, that's what I am

'76 born a son of a bitch,
'76 born a son of a bitch
Oh yeah, that's what I am

(i love to dissect girls)

I don't wanna commit suicide,
I just wanna commit a homicide
Oh yeah, that's what I am

'76 born a son of a bitch,
'76 born a son of a bitch
Oh yeah, that's what I am

I got a snotty nose
I got nappy hair
My mommy don't love me
And my daddy don't care
My sister's a slut
And my brother's a drunk
And I'm standing in the mirror now
Getting myself all dressed up

Everything's okay
At least that's what they say
One foot in the gutter
The other's in the grave
Punch the clock I'm your slave
For the rest of my life 12 hours a day
No future, no way
I was born to lose but that's okay

Dressed to, dressed to depress
You couldn't ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress
My whole life's a fucked up mess

Dressed to, dressed to depress
You couldn't ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress
My whole life is fucked up

Dressed to, dressed to depress
You couldn't ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress
My whole life's a fucked up mess

Dressed to, dressed to depress
You couldn't ask for anything less
Dressed to, dressed to depress
My whole life's a fucked up mess

I wanna be a fucking prize-winning drag queen
With the platform boots and the tombstone looks
I want the whole world to hate me
With the bolts in my neck and the gun in my dress

Tonight I'm the prettiest zombie alive
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
And I don't care what it takes I'm gonna win the
Race.

I'm gonna kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah

I want you to spit when you see me
And if you don't I'm gonna spit on you
I love it when they hate me
And when I win I'm gonna rub it in

Tonight I'm the prettiest zombie alive
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
And I don't care what it takes I'm gonna win the race

I'm gonna kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah

I got murder on my mind
Ten seconds 'til death tonight
Mama's little baby's gonna die, die, die
I'll cut her throat and take what's mine

I'm gonna kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America
Kill Miss America, yeah, yeah, yeah

Another dead girl on the tube
She's my Lilly Munster crawling from her tomb
Dark black circles around her eyes
Cold dead lips and a crooked spine
She's the living dead, she's a ghoulish fiend
She's the deadest girl of my dreams
Loving her is like a lobotomy
A late night creature feature starring you and me

She's evil as she wants to be
Shes' evil and she's meant for me

She's a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

She's a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

Welcome to my nightmare, face down in the dirt
The bride of Frankenstein in a mini-skirt
And where she's going they don't know
But it's going direct to video.
Smile for the camera, open up your eyes
My monster girl's too dead to die.
She's evil walking on the silver screen
She scares me to death, but that's what I need.

She's evil as she wants to be
Shes' evil and she's meant for me

She's a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

She's a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

My Morticia, the one for me
My Lilly Munster, pale as can be
My Vampira, my wicked bitch
My Elvira, getting so lovesick

She's evil as she wants to be
Shes' evil and she's meant for me

She's a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

She's a B-movie scream queen
My monster girl on the screen
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

She's a B-movie scream queen
My living dead evil thing
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

She's a B-movie scream queen
My living dead evil thing
She's a B-movie scream queen
Oh yeah, oh no

I said oh no

I hate your voice and I hate your face
Exterminate you from the human race
Life's a joke and the joke is on you
Hey you, it's true, you suck, fuck you

I hope and pray everyday
I'll get the news that you passed away
So take your life and turn it off
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

. i dont care motherfucker i dont care,i dont care motherfuccccccker!

Suicide's the only choice for you
To see you dead would be a dream come true
Slit your wrist and show god who's boss
Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

Why don't you do the whole world a favor
Connect your throat to the nearest razor
Or do you need it spelled out for you
Well F.U.C.K. Y.O.U.

I don't care, motherfucker I don't care x3
I don't care motherfuckerrr!

Motherfucker I don't care x7
Motherfuckerrr!

I don't care, motherfucker I don't care
I don't care, motherfucker I don't care
I don't care, motherfucker I don't care

fuck you motherfucker!!!x8