Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank god you're here

I queefed - Enjoy
Make the most of my butt-toast
Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy

The laces of my shoes unlock the mystery
Come and share a treat with me
I can't recall the last time I washed my feet
We're in for a treat

Here's my shoes - Enjoy
And here's my socks - Enjoy
Make the most of my toe toast
Enjoy, my good friends - Enjoy

Flatulation punctuates the still night air
And I thank God you're here

I queefed - Enjoy
Smell my feces - Enjoy
Sniff my ass whilst I pass gas
Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy
Il tuo voto:
Wendy, Wendy what went wrong
Oh so wrong
We went together for so long

I never thought a guy could cry
'Til you made it with another guy
Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurt so bad

Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head
Lose your head
Wendy don't believe a word he says

I can't picture you with him
His future looks awful dim
Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurt so bad

Wendy I wouldn't hurt you like that
No no no
I thought we had our love down pat
Guess I was wrong

The farthest thing from my mind
Was the day that I'd wake up to find
My Wendy
Wendy left me alone

Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurts so bad
Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurts so bad
Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurts so bad
Wendy, Wendy...
Il tuo voto:
Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health.

Doug is bouncing off the walls
Ray is drooling big spit balls
Feeling cranky, logged all night

Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

Where's my Bonus Cup?
Come on man, fill me up
I need some Krappers to wash it down

Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

Bonus! (20x)

Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

Went driving down to San Diego
Passing up the nuclear tits
Go away off my earth!

Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee

Thanks to Modern Chemistry sleep is now optional.
Il tuo voto:
Hurtin' Crue
Hurtin' Crue
Hurtin' Crue
Good future
Get a life
Get a job
Get a clue

Thought it would be so much fun
Just played another solo run
Fifteen hippies drinkin' Coors
Yelling at us to play "Free Bird"
Needless to say, all of our pay
went into the tank

1420
I am better than you
You are a piece of poo
I am better than you
You are a piece of poo
1420

Thought school would be such a blast
Just flunked another f**king class
Told myself too many lies
My mind's unfolding before my eyes
Now I know how it goes
What it means to go crazy
Il tuo voto:
Hey you, new wave, come over here
You're the prettiest thing I've seen all year
Hey you, new wave, don't turn away
Close those pouty lips and listen to what I say

Why must you smoke that clove cigarette?
Why must you act like you've got a hole in you head?
Why don't you split the squares and love me instead?

You're all shiny and clean, I've seen you in my dreams
Like the Rolls Royce I can't have
Your presence makes me scream

Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste
Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways
Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage

Hey you, new wave, I pity you
When you get old, what will you do?

What will you do when you turn 21?
You're cockteasing at the singles bar just for fun
What will you do when you turn 31?
What will you do when you don't know how to love anyone?

I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes
I refuse to climb the ladder for you
I refuse to pant and paw for you
I need love, don't need no beauty queen
But still, when I look at you, I scream

Sour grapes - you leave such a bad taste
Sour grapes - I don't need you anyways
Sour grapes
Just go riding right by me on the crest of the new wave
Sour grapes - feeding, feeding my rage

Sour grapes
Il tuo voto:
When I get the time
I'd like to sit down
and write a little rhyme for you
Just a couple few
I'd tell you what you mean to me

When I get the time
I'd put it all down
And pick you up
I'd say throw it all away
The world is me and you tonight

Will there come a day
With nothing standing in my way
Loving that dream
Within your arms
Well I'll make it happen some day

When I get the time

I look in your eyes
Warm places inside
I've never been before
I gotta find some more
I know you don't owe me anything

When I get the time
When I get the guts
To live my life for me
And do what I want to do
I'd be the friend that you said you once knew

Will there come a day
When we give up and turn away
And I'd have nothing left
Nothing left except
I'd have all the time in the world

Time to remember
Look through the window
And time to cry
Time to cry
I gotta get the time

Where can I find the time?
Il tuo voto:
It's been so long since I had a smile
I've stayed sad for such a long while

If you can cheer me up
I could learn to love you

You kiss me now and I turn away
I think I'm still kissing yesterday

Love me, and cheer me up
Show me you're the one who can
make me happy
Cheer me up

I don't want to spend the rest of my days
dreaming yesterday's daydreams
Out with the bad and in with the good
You feel my heart girl, you're knocking on wood

So generous, I'm being kind
With selfishness in the back of my mind

Don't want to spend the rest of my days
giving yesterday's promises

No more giving my mind away

Tomorrow's love will be yesterday

Don't want to spend the rest of my days
living yesterday

Don't want to spend the rest of my days
singing yesterday's love songs
Il tuo voto:
I can't believe what you just said
You'd sell your soul for a dollar bill
I can see the signs in your eyes
The signs that make an honest man lie

You've got green on your mind
Now you've got green in your eyes
Say green is sex, green is power
Such filthy thoughts
I think you better go take a shower

You're seeing green
I'm seeing red

I can't believe what you just said
I heard your song, then I heard your spiel
Music as money has gone to your head
You're seeing green, I'm seeing red

I used to listen and we'd share your love
It didn't matter that I had none to give
But now I want to steal your heart
Claim it as mine before the bidding starts

I've got green on my face
Got jealous green I can taste
Bitter-green bile because you're vile
And yet I covet what I hate
Il tuo voto:
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