The Slim Shady LP
Album - 23 febbraio 1999 - Debaser id 14023

Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm...)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

[Chorus]
Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady

[Eminem]
My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high.
The only problem was, my english teacher was a guy.
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin' pedestrians, rapin' lesbians,
While they're screamin': "Lets just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs, and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

[Chorus]
Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady

[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive(Huh yup!)
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

[Chorus]
Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. chiki chiki Slim Shady

[Announcer]
Meet Eddie, 23 years old.
Fed up with life,
And the way things are going,
He decides to rob a liquor store
(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more, homes)
But on his way in,
He has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly,
His conscience comes into play

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door
Of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You'd better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin' conscience

[Eminem]
That's nonsense.
Go in and gaffle the money,
And run to one of your aunt's cribs.
And borrow a damn dress
And one of her blonde wigs (Can I borrow this?)
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days
If you shave your legs
With Renee's razor blades

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah, but if it all goes through
Like it's supposed to
The whole neighbourhood knows you
And they'll expose you.
Think about it before you walk in the door first.
Look at the store clerk,
She's older then George Burns.

[Eminem]
Fuck that.
Do that shit.
Shoot that bitch
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies?
Are you that bitch?
Do You really think *she* gives a fuck
If you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it.
It's not worth it
To risk it. (You're right)
Not over this shit. (Stop)
Drop the biscuit. (I will)
Don't even listen to Slim, yo.
He's bad for you.

[Eminem]
You know what Dre?
I don't like your attitude

[Sound of static]
("It's all right, c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know")
("Look, baby...")
("Damn!")
("Look, it's gonna be all right, right?")
("Well, okay...")

[Announcer]
Meet Stan, 21 years old (Give me a kiss)
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
Thing's start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play...(Shit!)

[Eminem]
Now listen to me.
While you're kissin' her cheek
And smearin' her lipstick, slip this in her drink.
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe...

[Dr. Dre]
Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair

[Eminem]
Yo, look at her bush...Does it got hair? (Uh-huh.)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare.
'Till she passes out
And she forgot how she got there.

[Dr. Dre]
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?

[Eminem]
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!

[Dr. Dre]
Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

[Eminem]
Man, fuck that,
Hit that shit raw dawg and bail...

[Sound of static]
[Pickup idling, radio playing]
("he, it feels good to be home")

[Announcer]
Meet Grady, a 29 year-old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man.
(Grady:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!) (WIFE;Grady?!)

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, calm down.
Relax, start breathin'...

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit
You just caught this bitch cheatin'.
While you at work, she's with some dude
Tryin' to get off?
Fuck slittin' her throat!
CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait, What if there's an explanation for this shit.

[Eminem]
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, Shady.
Maybe he's right, Grady.
But think about the baby
Before you get all crazy.

[Eminem]
Okay! thought about it,
Still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat,
Get you're daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did.
Be smart, don't be a retard.
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES?

[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say!?

[Eminem]
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?

[Dr. Dre]
I'ma kill you, motherfucker!

[Eminem]
Ah-ah,
Temper, temper!
Mr. Dre?
Mr. N.W.A?
Mr. AK coming straight outta Compton
Y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cuz he don't need to go the same route that I went.
Been there, done that...Aw, fuck it...What am I sayin'?
Shoot 'em both, Grady, where's your gun at?

[Gun fires, is cocked, and refired]

[Doctor] Scalpel
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Sponge
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Wait... he's convulsing, he's convulsing!
[Nurse] Ah!
[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God!
[Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my God!

[Eminem]
These are the results of a thousand electric volts
A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"
A kid who refused to respect adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery
Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
And I might snap, one day just like that
I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bikerack
(Whosssssh) My first day in junior high, this kid said
"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die"
I looked at my watch it was one twenty
"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want fromme?!?"
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make itworse..."
My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first
Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works"
I screamed, "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
[N] "What's the matter?"
[E] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts!"
[N] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
[E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!"
[N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extrahomework."
[E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?"
[N] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him."

Chorus: repeat 2X

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song

[Eminem]
Brain damage...
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
So everyday he'd shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn'tbreathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principal walked in (What's going on in here?)
And started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice
Or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt
I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
And beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot...
...Made it home, later that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote control
Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have youdone?!?"
[M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
[E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck

Chorus

[Eminem]
Brain damage...
It's brain damage...
I got brain damage...
It's brain damage...
It's probably brain damage...
It's brain damage...
Brain damage...
I got brain damage...

Just the two of us.. (8X)

[Eminem]
Baby your dada loves you (hey)
And I'ma always be here for you (hey)
No matter what happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin'
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) dada must've runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin'
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt
Her was eatin dinner while you were sweepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell,
A place called prison and a place called jail
And dada's probably on his way to all of them except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
caus bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out
(WAHH!)
I told you it's okay Hai Hai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nana-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!

Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin' in her ear (mama?)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the watah
No more fightin' wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-dada, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you wuve her (mommy!?)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

Just the two of us.. (4X)
[ahhh]
[Eminem]
Just me and you baby is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your dada will always be there for you
Your da da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ask
Dada will be right there
Your dada loves you
I love you baby

Ok, I'm going to attempt to drown myself.
You can try this at home,
You can be just like me.

(Mic check 1, 2.... We recording?)

Im cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I'll strangle you to death, then I'll choke you again (ack)
Then broke your fucking legs til your
Bones poke through your skin(AAWW)!
You beef with me, Im-a even the score equally,
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono(OH NO!!)
And If I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie
AND get fucked more that the President does!
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert,
I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbert (bitch)
My nerves hurt, and lately Im on edge. Grabbed Vanilla Ice
And ripped out his blonde dreads (fucker)
Every girl I ever went out with was going lez'
Follow me and do excactly what the song says;
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink,
Jump behind wheel like it was still legal.
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal,
So I'm dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill.
Some people only see that Im white, ignoring skill,
Cuz' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill.
But I dont get pissed, y'all dont even see through the mist.
How the fuck can I be white, I dont even exist?
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose
And dig myself up out of my grave.
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave!?

Now follow me and do excactly what you see
Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slap women, and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me !?

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole,
When we heard a knock on the door (knock), must've been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold.
Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco (We did it!)
My mind won't work and my spine don't jerk.
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt.
I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
With your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch (scream)
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on,
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
Im about as normal as Norman Baites, with deformative traits;
A premature birth that was four minutes late.
Mother, are you there? I love you - I never meant to hit you
Over the head with that shovel.
(Evil laugh)
Will someone please explain to my
Brain that I just severed a main vein
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sigh; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved up her ass
Then it's probably obvious I got it on with her.
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it.

I came to the club drunk and with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me!?
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up the JUST like me!!

I never meant to
Give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to
Bring you to my world
And now you're lying in the corner
Crying

(Cheers and applause)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
i never meant to bring you to my world and now your sitting in the corner cyring
And now its my fault my fault

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said, Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C'mere, let's go in here
Who's in the den?"
"It's me and Kelly!"
My bad, (sorry) let's try another room
"I don't trust you!"
Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
"Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab"
Oh dag!!
"What?"
I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag!
"Huh?!"

Chorus (x2)

Yo Sue!
"Get away from me, I don't know you"
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
"I need to go puke!!"
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
"Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!"
I said, I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt! (Let go!)
Would you calm down you're startin to scare me
She said,
"I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook!"
(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate

chorus (x2)

Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
"Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled"
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
I'll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these
John, where's Dave at before I bash you?
"He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!"
Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?
"Well it depends on how many you had"
I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol
"She's gonna die dude"
I know and it's my fault!
"My god!!!"

chorus (x2)

My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead! Oh my God!
Susan wake up! Oh God...

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
but now you're sitting in the corner crying and now its
My fault my fault

[Eminem]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved (whistle)
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said, "Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C'mere, let's go in here" *knocks on the door*
"Who's in the den?"
[R] "It's me and Kelly!"
"My bad, (sorry) let's try another room"
[S] I don't trust you!
"Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
[S] Oh hell, I might as well try em this party's so drag
"Oh dag i didnt mean for you to eat the whole bag (Huh?!)

Chorus

Yo Sue
[S] Get away from me I dont know you
Oh shoo she's tripping
[S] I need to go puke
I wasn't trying to turn this into something major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop crying I dont hate ya
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped ya
So what you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth
That aint no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said [S] Help me, I think I'm having a seizure
I said I'm high too bitch, quit grabbing my t-shirt (let go)
Will you calm down? You're starting to scare me. She said
[S] I'm 26 years old and I'm not married,
I don't even have any kids and I cant cook.
I'm over here Sue, you're talking to the plant look
We need to get to a hospital before its too late
Cause I never seen no one eat as many shrooms as you ate

CHORUS

Susan (wait) where you going, you better be careful
[S] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of getting my hair pulled
I'm not your dad, quit trying to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors before you do something dumb
I'll be right back, just chill baby please
I gotta go find Dave, hes the one who gave me these
John where's Dave at before I bash you
[J] Hes in the bathroom, I think hes taking a crap dude
Dave pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talking to plants, chopping her hair off
And theres only two days left of spring break,
how long does it take for these things to wear off?
[D] Well it depends on how many you had
I took 3, she eat the other 22 caps
Now shes upstairs crying out her eyeballs, drinking Lysol
[D] Shes gonna die dude
I know and its my fault (My God!)

CHORUS

(My god! I'm so sorry)
(Susan please wake up, please)
(Please wake up, what are you doing)
(You're not dead you're not dead)
(I know you're not dead,wake up)
(Susan wake up,oh god)

[Gurl] Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit
[Em] Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um... twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em] This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
Can you hear me?
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[Em] Aight, ay turn my headphones up
(bust it bust it)

[Eminem]
My favoite color is red, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
(I can't stand white people!)
You thought I was livid, now I'm even more so
Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*}
I'm in the fourth row, signin autographs at your show
(Yo can you sign this right here?)
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
Put my LP on your Christmas gift list
You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this

Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)

[Eminem]
Yo.. yo yo yo yo
I tried suicide once and I'll try it again
That's why I write songs where I die at the end
Cause I don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and I was wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!)
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, "All y'all get the hell out now"
Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(But Eminem this is your record release party!)
I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
and nailed my foot to the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh) And if you ever see a video for this shit
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit

Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)

[Eminem]
Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit
Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*}
So I told em I was Mike D
They was like, "Gee I don't know, he might be!"
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert
I'll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out (bye!!)"
Then I jetted to the weed house
Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with a dipstick (*slurping*}
Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring, click*]
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset

Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (20X)

Ah yeah, yo!
This song is dedicated to all the happy people
All the happy people who have real nice lives
And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck

Verse One:

I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net
I'm popping perkasets, I'm a nervous wreck
I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check
Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt
Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged
Full of venom and rage
Especially when I'm engaged
And my daughter's down to her last diaper
That's got my ass hyper
I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer
Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders
These overnight stars becoming autograph signers
We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us
Along with the small fry's and average half pinters
While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas
Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless
Snakes slither in the grass spineless

Chorus: repeat 2X

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel like you've had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

Verse Two:

My life is full of empty promises
And broken dreams
I'm hoping things will look up
But there ain't no job openings
I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished
Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished
And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay
And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day
But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game play
Cause when we die we know were all going the same way
It's cool to be the player, but it sucks to be the fan
When all you need is bucks to be the man
Plus a luxury sedan
Too comfortable and roomy in a six
They threw me in the mix
With all these gloomy lunatics
Walk around depressed
And smoke a pound of ses a day
And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today
My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play
Live half my life and throw the rest away

Chorus: repeat 2X

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel like you've had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

Verse Three:

There's people that love me and people that hate me
But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady
I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame
That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames
That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name
Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain
Right now I feel like just hit the rock bottom
I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em
I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em
Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em
My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or sock's on 'em
And them rings you wearing look like they got a few rocks on 'em
And while you flaunting them I could be taking them to shops to pawn them
I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em?
Cause I never went gold of one song
I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn

Chorus: repeat 2X

That's Rock Bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's Rock Bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's Rock Bottom
When you feel like you've had it up to here
Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear

Intro by Frogg

Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em
and like, back and forth because ah
this is... what you thought it wasn't...
It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G (coughing in background)
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jan Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady.
I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer.
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't go' sell two copies if you press a double album.
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open
I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then;
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The Proof is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

Chorus:
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin Fuck the World like Tupac
I just don't give a fuck!!
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a fuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give a fuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't give a fuck!!

I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Milkbone
I'm Everlasting, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin
Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review
I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, M&M was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion
Pathological liar, blowin shit outta proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can
With more holes than an Afghan

(Chorus)

Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion.
Fuck droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure
I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches
Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush
Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team
Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again
I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in

(Chorus)

(Outro)
Hey, fuck that!
Outsidaz...
Pace One...
Young Zee...

[Roger]
Skylar Montgomery?
[Skylar]
What do you want from me Roger?
[Roger]
I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica.
[Skylar]
Wait a minute.
You hold it right there.
Me and that woman love each other.
[Roger]
Love?
What do you know of love?
[Skylar]
We were destined to be together.
I met her on the beach...
[Roger]
Are you out to destroy me?
[Skylar]
No,Roger.
That's not what I want to do.
[Roger]I love her!
[Skylar]And we're gonna be together, never.