Standing on the Verge of Getting It On
Album - 1974 - Debaser id 27550

{spoken:}
A luscious bitch she is, true
But it's not nice to fool mother nature
The proud mother of god like all ho's
Is jealous of her own shadow
Who is this young Vic Tanny bitch
Who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother
By sucking their brain until their ability to think was amputated
By pimping their instincts
Until they were fat, horny and strung-out
In a neurotic attempt to be queen of the universe
Who is this bitch?

{sung:}
Red hot mama from Louisiana
Thumbin' her way to Savannah
She been cooped up too long

Red hot mama lookin' to the city
Taxi dancers and big time spenders
She's been groovin'

Red hot mama was gettin' down
Scoping the places where fun to be found
She was smokin'

Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on, red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me

Red hot mama was really bad
She was badder than bad, bad as she want to be

Red hot mama was a real gas
Doin' it good and doing it fast
She was smokin'

Whoa, {etc}!

Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
(Come on baby!)
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me
(Right on!)
Ride on red hot mama
Girl, you sure look good to me

Be my dog!
You look good, girl
Carry on!
Hey!
Get funky?

Hey baby
Be my dog

Come on, baby!
Red hot mama
Right on
Play, boy
Play on

Hey baby, be my dog!
Owwww!
Alice in my fantasies, uh
Promised to do all kind of freaky things to me
Said she would, uh, suck my soul, if I'd lick her emotion
The freak said I would even owe her my devotion

She said she'd, uh, cover me with, uh, strawberries
And pretend that I'm a shortcake
I said, "Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"

OWWW!!!
Yeah!!!
Hey!!!

Alice in my fantasies
Promised to do all kind of things to me
Said she would, uhh, suck my soul if I'd lick her emotion
And that I would even owe her my devotion

I said "Uh, lady, be my dog and I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me."
Mama said never eat yellow snow
So away we go!

Huh, huh, huhh, huhh, huhh, huuuuuuhhh, huuuuhhhh!!!! Heyyy!!!

Be my dog!
Hey!
Baby
They call it mental masturbation
?

I just want to say
that I love your sexy ways
I love you girl
Oh I love you girl
I just want to say
That I need you in so many ways
baby you're a turn on
oh you turn me on

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, oh I
I, oh I
baby


I just want to say
that I love your sexy ways
come on and thrill me mama
oh thrill me girl
I just want to say
that I need you in so many ways
I just want to ffffeeeeeewwwww
all over you

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, Oh I
(heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!)
I, Oh I

I, Oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
I, oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
I, oh I
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo
Oh baby
I love you girl
Oh I love you girl
I just want to say that
I need you in so many ways
Baby you're a turn on
you turn me on
you sure do turn me on

I love all of you
you sure enough got a lot
I want to help you use
what you got

I, oh I
I, oh I
(please)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (sing)
I, oh I (do)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (sing)
I, oh I (aaaaaaaah baby)
De de de de dedodedo deedeedeedoo (now)
(baby) I, oh I (baby)

{spoken}
Hey lady, won't you be my dog
And I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me!
(x3)

We will do you no harm
Other than pee in your afro

Hey lady, won't you be my dog
And I'll be your tree
And you can pee on me!

{sung}

Even if you don't dig it
Don't mean it's not the thing or thing to do
It could be just for you

Even if you don't feel it
Right now don't mean someday it'll turn you out
You'll be out of sight

You really shouldn't ought to fight it
The music is designed to do no harm
It's just for you

With just a little bit of effort
I can, and well we might, just turn you on

Even if you don't admit it
The time for change is here and here we are
We're just for you

Stick us in your ear and dig us
One time, one time, one time, one time and see
We're just for you

You really shouldn't ought to fight it
The music is designed to do no harm
We're just for you

With just a little bit of effort
I can and will we might just turn you on

Music is designed to free your funky mind
We have come to help you cope
Out into another reality
You will be
Through our music we bring you hope

Us is what time it is

People, what you doing?
Standing on the verge of gettin' it on
Really gettin' it on
(x3)

Song out tonight
Oh, my soul is out tonight
There's a song out tonight
Y'all, come on

There's a song out tonight
Oh, my soul is out tonight
There's a song out tonight
Y'all, come on

(one more time!)

There's a song out tonight
Oh, my soul is out tonight
There's a song out tonight
Y'all, come on

Us is what time it is

Even if you don't dig it
Don't mean it's not the thing or thing to do
Could be just for you

You really shouldn't ought to fight it
The music is designed to do no harm
We're just for you

People, what you doing?
Standing on the verge of gettin' it on
Really gettin' it on
(x2)

People, doing, yeah?
Standing on the verge of gettin' it on
Really gettin' it on

People, what you doing, yeah?
Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really getting it on

Standing on the verge of getting it on
Really getting it on

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of she in he
But when he pee, he see

Reality can be a-stiff sometimes
But then again it can be flexible
Depending on the angle of the dangle
Increased by the heat of the meat
And with the proposition that all men are not created equal
So why frown?
Yeah, even the sun go down
We'll call it mixed emotions for now
Play on, Jimmy

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of she in he
But when he pee, he see

Reality can be a-hard
But then again it can be a-swinging
Like I said, depending on the angle of the dangle
Increased by the heat of the meat
And with the proposition that all men are not created equal
So why frown?
Even the sun go down
We'll call it mixed emotions for now

Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim